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ask-sholmes: Oh my God, it’s grown. I’m on Molly’s “Man Wall,”...

Wed, 05 Sep 2012 01:08:34 -0400

Oh my God, it’s grown.

I’m on Molly’s “Man Wall,” as is my brother.

Why.

SH

SHERLOCK!!!!

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Tue, 04 Sep 2012 01:42:00 -0400

ask-sholmes:

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And this would be why Molly is not going to get married.

SH

Oh God. Is that Greg? Greg Lestrade?

Yes. “Jim from the IT department!” is down in the bottom corner.

SH

Both of you, stop it!!! Stop it right now!!!!!

But no. Molly. Is that Greg?

I’m on the—the Man Wall? What’s a Man Wall? Is that a good thing? Who are those other chaps?

They’re actors and the occasional person Molly actually happens to know personally, in your case and in “Jim from the IT department“‘s case.

Seeing as the sign at the top says, “Celebrating beautiful men” I would assume it was a good thing.

SH

Bloody hell.

No!!!!!

You all should stop commenting on this!!!! Right now!!!! It’s not funny!!!!

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Tue, 04 Sep 2012 01:10:37 -0400

ask-sholmes:

ask-jwatson:

ask-sholmes:

And this would be why Molly is not going to get married.

SH

Oh God. Is that Greg? Greg Lestrade?

Yes. “Jim from the IT department!” is down in the bottom corner.

SH

Both of you, stop it!!! Stop it right now!!!!!

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Tue, 04 Sep 2012 01:00:13 -0400

ask-sholmes:

And this would be why Molly is not going to get married.

SH

Sherlock!! This wasn’t a very nice thing to post! Why would you—I didn’t even—why did you even take a photo of this!?

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Tue, 29 May 2012 19:00:33 -0400

…ew

Why would you even do that? Are you a puppy?

I'M GOING TO COVER SHERLOCK IN CHOCOLATE! WANT TO HELP?

Wed, 16 May 2012 23:15:00 -0400

What? How? Why?

I don’t think Sherlock would cooperate if you tried to cover him in chocolate, but I’ll help if you need me to…

Molly, help! I'm having an 'I don't count' moment

Sun, 13 May 2012 00:57:51 -0400

Take a deep breath with me. In…out…

I’ve come to realize that everyone has IDC moments, even if you’re usually a confident person. I looked through the first couple pages of your blog (I hope that’s alright) and noticed a few Doctor Who posts. There’s something you should remember that the Doctor said in one episode, “You know that in nine hundred years of time and space and I’ve never met anybody who wasn’t important before.” Always remember that: you are important and you do count, even when it doesn’t feel like it. Continue to breath and don’t ever let anyone, even yourself, tell you that you don’t count.

Molly. I just found a fun fact that says cats purr because they're full of bees.

Tue, 08 May 2012 23:30:48 -0400

This made me laugh harder than it probably should have. Thanks for that.

Molly, I am very sorry about what transpired Thursday night.

Tue, 08 May 2012 23:23:42 -0400

I- Sherlock, wow um…

This is very unlike you.

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU PANTS?

Mon, 07 May 2012 20:53:09 -0400

My…My pants? They’re in the drawer with my socks. Why is this important?

ask-sholmes: “The great git?” Is that what I am now, Molly? —SH Go away. I’m cross with you.

Sun, 06 May 2012 09:45:41 -0400

ask-sholmes:

“The great git?”

Is that what I am now, Molly?

—SH

Go away. I’m cross with you.

I SAW WHAT SHERLOCK SAID WHEN YOU GUYS WERE WATCHING THE MOVIE LAST NIGHT. I'M GOING TO CALL YOU AND GREG "GOLLY" FROM NOW ON!

Sun, 06 May 2012 01:11:57 -0400

I-I- W-What? I- Why would you do that? We’re not even a couple…

None of that was supposed to happen! It was supposed to be just the four of us watching a silly movie. Sherlock was the one who decided to be a git and put Greg and me on the spot like that. I still feel like I want to crawl into the kitchen cabinets and hide for the rest of eternity. I think I’m going to go do that now so I don’t have to listen to any of the great git’s deductions about people’s personal lives.

Do you have any phobias?

Fri, 04 May 2012 03:18:27 -0400

Being forgotten has always terrified me. I’ve also never really been a fan of balloons. Don’t ask me why; I’d just rather not be around them.

Please don’t mind me, I’m just going to crawl under the kitchen table for a while.

Fri, 04 May 2012 03:12:57 -0400

Please don’t mind me, I’m just going to crawl under the kitchen table for a while.

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Fri, 04 May 2012 03:03:56 -0400

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ask-mhooper:

Er… Does anyone else want tea? I’m going to go make some real quick.

I hardly see any reason to blush about making tea, nor do I see reason to blush about what I’m saying.

Lestrade being attracted to you shouldn’t be embarrassing in the least; you should be flattered, Molly.

—SH

It was rude to put Greg on the spot like that.

I’m going to make tea for one, then.

Er… Does anyone else want tea? I’m going to go make some real quick.

Fri, 04 May 2012 02:57:17 -0400

Er… Does anyone else want tea? I’m going to go make some real quick.

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Fri, 04 May 2012 02:43:41 -0400

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Sherlock, you need to scoot over. I can’t sit on John’s and Greg’s laps.

I’m sure Lestrade wouldn’t mind if you sat on his lap.

—SH

WHAT? Sherlock…

B-B-But… Th-t th-t I d-d p-p-p

John, help.

Sherlock, you need to scoot over. I can’t sit on John’s and Greg’s laps.

Fri, 04 May 2012 02:38:53 -0400

Sherlock, you need to scoot over. I can’t sit on John’s and Greg’s laps.

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Fri, 04 May 2012 02:31:20 -0400

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I wouldn’t mind having someone I can just sit and tell him how much I love him all evening. Toby doesn’t count.

I’m sure you’ll find a nice young chap soon enough. You’re quite a catch.

Thanks, Greg. I…um. Thanks.

Did I say something wrong?

What? No! Of course not!

You just seemed sad all of a sudden.

It wasn’t you! I promise. Movies tend to make me go into philosophical mode. I’m not quite sure why.

This isn’t even a romance; why would you go into that strain of philosophical?

—SH

Shh… I can’t hear the movie.

But you’re talking to Lestrade, who is at the opposite end of the couch. Why are you shushing me?

—SH

GHESCHTCH! Sherlock!

John! He’s poked me in the side now!

I did nothing of that sort.

—SH

That’s it, we’re regrouping.

But I’m comfortable here.

—SH

John, can I come sit between you and Greg? I think Sherlock might start experimenting with how I squeak when he pokes me.

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Fri, 04 May 2012 02:27:00 -0400

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I wouldn’t mind having someone I can just sit and tell him how much I love him all evening. Toby doesn’t count.

I’m sure you’ll find a nice young chap soon enough. You’re quite a catch.

Thanks, Greg. I…um. Thanks.

Did I say something wrong?

What? No! Of course not!

You just seemed sad all of a sudden.

It wasn’t you! I promise. Movies tend to make me go into philosophical mode. I’m not quite sure why.

This isn’t even a romance; why would you go into that strain of philosophical?

—SH

Shh… I can’t hear the movie.

But you’re talking to Lestrade, who is at the opposite end of the couch. Why are you shushing me?

—SH

GHESCHTCH! Sherlock!

John! He’s poked me in the side now!

I did nothing of that sort.

—SH

You did poke me in the side! I don’t like when people poke my sides; it’s where I’m most ticklish.

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I'M GOING TO COVER SHERLOCK IN CHOCOLATE! WANT TO HELP?

Molly, help! I'm having an 'I don't count' moment

Molly. I just found a fun fact that says cats purr because they're full of bees.

Molly, I am very sorry about what transpired Thursday night.

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU PANTS?

ask-sholmes: “The great git?” Is that what I am now, Molly? —SH Go away. I’m cross with you.

I SAW WHAT SHERLOCK SAID WHEN YOU GUYS WERE WATCHING THE MOVIE LAST NIGHT. I'M GOING TO CALL YOU AND GREG "GOLLY" FROM NOW ON!

Do you have any phobias?

Please don’t mind me, I’m just going to crawl under the kitchen table for a while.

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Er… Does anyone else want tea? I’m going to go make some real quick.

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Sherlock, you need to scoot over. I can’t sit on John’s and Greg’s laps.

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